What happens when the class clown becomes the teacher? By the way, I'm gay....

This book is for anyone who is gay, knows someone who is gay, or even a “straight” guy who’s had a gay experience, like wearing a belt that matches his shoes....

"Delivers great sendups of the gay dating scene... impressive comedic timing. Each essay is short and snappy… A wide-ranging collection driven by humor and insight.” Kirkus Reviews

"Steve Milliken's writing style is reminiscent of David Sedaris's quirky humor, but with his own unique spin. He has the true humorist's ability to find the hilariousness in all of life's awkward and sometimes painful moments. Treat yourself to this book if you love writing that will make you laugh out loud!"

ANDI MATHENY, actress, acting coach, and author of Act ALIVE: The Essential Guide to Igniting and Sustaining Your Working Actor Career

Author Steve Milliken reveals, “While teaching in the inner-city with an implicit ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy, I led a double life, somewhere between Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde and Hannah Montana. While intelligent and insightful, I counter this by being incredibly gullible and naïve. Strong, yet timid, caring but sarcastic, I’m all about the balance, as any self-respecting oxymoron should be….”

A Southern California native, Steve Milliken’s wide-ranging essay topics include concealing your inner sissy in the 60s, a guide for piloting the proper parameters of profanity in the workplace, tapping into your potential for prank calls, and looking behind the scenes at catering to the temperamental stars of the 70s at the famed Brown Derby Restaurant.

Steve Milliken’s experiential essay titles include “My Rocky Horror Virginity Show,” "Sober Porn," "Bitch Ass Snitch," “My Colonoscopy Eve,” and fair warning, a few “R” rated essays as well!